Most people call him "Paul," but today he has earned the title "Lizard Wrangler." I was on the phone when I heard Caleb let out a little squeal from the living room and saw him come running into the kitchen with his hands over his mouth and his eyes as wide as only Caleb's can get. I asked him if it was a spider. He shook his head and said, "No, it's a wizard." (His l's sound like w's.) I am not totally sure why the idea of a lizard shook me up more than the thought of a spider being in our house, but I will admit it really creeped me out.
I finished my phone conversation very quickly and asked Caleb where it went. He yelled (as only Caleb can since he rarely talks more softly than a yell), "It's under the chair. Over there!" When I asked him how big it was, he gave me two descriptions: the first was that it was only about half an inch and the second part was that his "tail was this long" while demonstrating with his hands that it was about five or more inches. Being the brave mom that I am (Sandy, I can hear you laughing...), I realized I needed a second set of hands and called to school to see if Paul could come home to help me since his lunch break had just started. (How fortunate was that?!?)
After I got off the phone, I asked Caleb a little bit more about it and asked how and where he saw it. It was in the middle of his football "field" (our 5' x 8' area rug that has lines as part of the pattern) so he told me that he touched it and then it ran under the chair. That led me to ask why he touched it (HELLO, it's a lizard!) and his response was, "I thought it was dead." (Again, HELLO, it's a lizard; why would you touch it even if it is dead?!?)
At that point I looked towards the door and saw it sitting next to the door. It wasn't very big at all so I actually was okay with trying to put a bowl over it until Paul got there; in the time it took me to turn away to get a bowl, he was gone. And that meant I had no clue which way it had gone--back under the chair or behind the TV? We just watched for him until we heard the garage door open letting us know that our hero was there to rescue us.
Okay, okay, I know this is a bit melodramatic, but things have been beyond crazy here for the past two days so it really does not surprise me that the thought of a lizard IN my house freaked me out so much. (I am embarrassed to admit it, though.) Paul calmly stepped through the door and actually started laughing at me--probably due to which people were in the office while he was on the phone with me.
Anyway, to shorten this story that really did not need to be this long since it only lasted about ten minutes, Lizard Wrangler Paul looked for and found him behind my basket of shoes. While he tried to grab it, I blocked its escape with a book. Unfortunately, the size of the lizard prevented my book from being a great stopper which I realized when the lizard wrangler said, "It is squished between the book and basket." (HELLO, my hands and feet were right there so I was imagining a lizard scurrying on me or that it was squished so badly it was bleeding and dead.) At that point the lizard wrangler sent me away so he could get the job done and proceeded to retrieve it with his fingers (see what I mean by calling him the hero?!?).
He was so brave he even allowed me to take a picture before setting it free. Don't worry; it is not really dead--just playing dead according to the lizard wrangler.
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| Could he have been any smaller?!? |
As you can see from the picture, it really was not that large, but it made up for it with lightning speed. (Again, an overexaggeration but it helps give an idea of my state of mind at the time. :-)